FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
THE GREAT PUMPKIN SPICE UPRISING RETURNS TO STICKBOY COFFEE
FROM STICKBOY COFFEE – Tuesday, August 26, 2025 – It’s back. It’s back. The long-awaited Pumpkin Spice has clawed its way out of the autumnal abyss and onto the Stickboy Coffee website. Pumpkin, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove—the whole unholy parade is here, ready to jolt you awake in the morning or launch you screaming into the fall season like a quarterback you are.
But beware: this is no endless supply. Pumpkin Spice is limited, it’s good, and it vanishes faster than bourbon at a journalist’s convention. When it’s gone, there will be nothing left but empty mugs and the faint smell of nutmeg clinging to your shirt.
We don’t play games with freshness. Every bag is roasted to order, hand-crafted like some mad alchemist’s experiment, then shipped within 24 hours—straight to your doorstep. One sip and you’ll know: this isn’t corporate coffee. This is Stickboy Coffee. Raw. Honest. Beautiful.
Order yours at: https://www.stickboycoffee.com/collections/frontpage/products/pumpkin-spice