Passing The Savings On
Dear Stickboy Coffee Customers,
I’ve been drinking too much Stickboy Coffee and slamming my head against the wall, hoping the price monsters would back off — tariffs coming at us like some caffeinated Green Goblin swinging a flaming chainsaw of price hikes.
The tariffs kept coming. The prices kept climbing. So, I went into full lunatic negotiator mode — fueled by freshly roasted Stickboy Coffee and an unhealthy amount of ham. I haggled. I begged.
BUT I DID IT. I locked down a deal on Stickboy Coffee’s Costa Rican, the Half-Caff Costa Rican, Peru, and Brazilian beans that is so good it made my accountant spit up his Stickboy Coffee — and he NEVER spills his Stickboy Coffee.
So, here’s the deal: I AM PASSING THOSE SAVINGS ON TO YOU!
No gimmicks. No games. Just really good tasting Stickboy Coffee at a price we all LOVE!
So, order before the next set of tariffs shows up with brass knuckles and a spreadsheet.
Stay Caffeinated, My Friends,
Stickboy