Dear Stickboy Coffee Customers,
Bad tariffs. BAD.
I wagged my finger at them. I screamed at the moon. I may have slapped a customs form with a slice of ham. But I beat them again — negotiated like a caffeine-fueled lunatic on a three-day bender, and somehow, by the grace of the Coffee Gods and dumb luck, I got the goods.
So now… IT’S BACK.
The glorious chocolate flavors you’ve been craving for:
🍫 Chocolate Coffee
🍫 Decaf Chocolate
🍫 Half-Caff Chocolate
🍫 Chocolate Raspberry
🍫 Decaf Chocolate Raspberry
All back in stock — ready to be freshly roasted when you order!
Order now before the next tariff shows up like a tax-happy goblin with a grudge.
👉 www.stickboycoffee.com
Stay Weird, Stay Wired,
Stickboy — Slayer of Tariffs, Roaster of Madness